I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
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I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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