I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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