come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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