Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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