she sounds like chewbacca in bed
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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