i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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