she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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