You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
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He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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