I showed him my bush... on skype.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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