I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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