Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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