we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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