I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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