He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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