No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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