Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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