She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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