Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the day after is always just damage control
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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