her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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