i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Randomize