someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
