You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
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