can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
But break dance skills will only take you so far
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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