I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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