I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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