He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
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