But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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