No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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