well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
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Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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