WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
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My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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