He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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