matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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