butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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