we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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