next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Randomize
