Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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