We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
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A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body