the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?