i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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