Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
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I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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