Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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