Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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