Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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