apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
operation harelip BJ is a go
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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