the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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