She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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