You surviving the open bar?
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Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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