Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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