Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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