Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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