when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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