office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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