I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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