I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
try to milk me bitch
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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