About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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